Love Fodder: I guess a rejected man like me shouldn't be prying too much about the guy you like. I understand... I'll be going.
Sakura: Sorry.
Love Fodder: Good luck to you. Whoever the guy you like must be really great!
(Sakura thought of Sasuke, Love Fodder went out and sighed. Enter Neji.)
Neji: You OK?
Sakura: ...Neji...
Neji: I understand if you're low in spirits. After all, the enemy is lurking in the dark, unknown to us.
Sakura: Yeah. Gotta be extra careful.
Neji: Yes.
(Scene switched to an old temple)
Nagato: I wonder. Why does the jutsu caster go through all this trouble to avoid our making contact with the enemy? And why doesn't he use your Genjutsu?
Itachi: The night is a stage of the silent war of glaring at each other. Madara must have something in his mind before mobilizing us to break the silence.
Nagato: I guess... this Edo-Tensei is something that Madara's new ally cast... Madara himself has readied his own plan, no?
Itachi: Maybe.
(Scene switched to Kiba and Neji)
Kiba: You really OK without going to the medic camp?
Neji: Kiba, you're really a nuisance. I told you I'm fine!
Kiba: Heh, you've overused Byakugan to the point that you can't even stand firmly... and you still try to act tough?
Neji: (facing Akamaru) You're being annoying, Kiba!
Kiba: AND YOU'VE WEAKENED TO THE POINT THAT YOU MISTOOK A DOG FOR A HUMAN! PUH-LEAZE, YOUR EYES ARE YOUR BIGGEST ASSET!
Hinata: (I'm replacing Neji-niisan. I should do all I can...)
Shino: Don't need to overexert yourself, Hinata. Why? Because my bugs are already scouting around a large area.
Hinata: Shino-kun, thanks for your attention... but I have to do my best. This war is to protect Naruto-kun. We can't afford to lose!
(Back to medic camp)
Neji: BTW, Sakura, where's Captain Shizune?
Sakura: What, did you figure out something?
Neji: Yeah, somewhat. However small the discovery, we should remain vigilant until we get the culprit.
Sakura: I think she's in tent B2. Shizune-senpai is treating Tonton's sprained leg.
Neji: Better legs than hands. She (Tonton) should be able to return to battle, no?
Sakura: ...... You're right. Since it wasn't the hands, she should be able to form seals.
Neji: Great. Now Sakura, can you please take a look at my arm one more time? It still hurts a bit.
Sakura: Alright... come.
(Neji moved forward, ready to thrust a Kunai. Sakura smashed Neji. Fake Neji screamed and coughed blood.)
Zetsu: How the hell... did you find out!?
Sakura: Pigs do not have hands, SHANNARO-!
Zetsu: (Recalling Sakura's words) So this Tonton is a pig. (I've been fooled... fuck.)
Sakura: So you're the culprit right!? (Another punch) How the heck did you copy Neji, even to his chakra so precisely!? What kind of Ninjutsu did you use!? Spill it out or you'll eat another punch!
Zetsu: My disguise... is number one in the Shinobi world. Who knows... it might not be just me. :3
(Sakura recalled Yamato's report on their encounter with Kisame and the suspicion that the "Kisame" Raikage killed was a fake. It talked about Akatsuki "Zetsu" who appeared in the Kage Summit and was capable of sucking people's chakra.)
Sakura: (This guy's transformation... I see now) You! You can steal others' chakra and make an exact same copy of it, don't you?!
Zetsu: (This woman is sharp) Uh... maybe yes, maybe no.
Sakura: However good you are at disguise, your lying skills suck.
Ninjas: What's the commotion? Who's this guy!?
Sakura: I have something to report to the HQ. I'll leave this guy to you!
Shizune: You've moved too many heavy stuff, Tonton.
Tonton: Oink~
Pee Fodder 1: I gotta pee well this time! Next is my turn for lookout.
Pee Fodder 2: I pee better than you. Look at the size of the ripples my pee caused!
Tetsu: (The size of pee ripples...)
PF2: Hey, Tetsu, come pee too. You'll have to wait a long time for the next chance to.
PF1: Say, don't sneak behind us like that, Tetsu. You distract me. I can't pee properly!
Fake Tetsu: Then... let's dye your pee... red.
PF1&2: Hey, hey...
(Bloody scene)
(At the HQ)
Inoichi: Yet another report of an ambush among the allies. The place is a chaos. There's no way to find out the enemy!
Shikaku: What does that mean!? There shouldn't be any ambush! There's no way the sensors guarding the wall couldn't find out the spy. How are the dead bodies? Any possibility of poisoning or stuff?!
Inoichi: All external wounds! Those are physical attacks!
Shikaku: Other than using Genjutsu to control those soldiers, there should be no way... Could it be, Itachi?
Ao: Although the only person who can cast Genjutsu from enough distance to avoid us sensor's detection is probably Itachi Uchiha, even he should not be able to mass control so many people in different places so perfectly!
Inoichi: ! Medical squad's report! (Talked about what Sakura found out)
Ao: (Panicking) What should we do, Shikaku of the Leaf? If we don't find out a way to distinguish the enemy from our people soon, we will have our allies killing each other! The casualties will only continue to increase!
Mabui: So this is the power of white Zetsu. Looks like the battle during daytime... was all planned for this purpose.
Shikaku: (Must calm down. Must calm down x100. Let's think of all the intelligence we gathered during daytime. Must calm down x100)
(Scene switches to Naruto and Bee)
Naruto: !?
Bee: What's wrong?
Naruto: Everything around us is getting blurry all of a sudden! Why!? OMG!
(Raikage and Tsunade appeared)
Naruto: Granny-!?
Bee: No~~ ...B- BRA!?
A: Bee! How dare you stare at Hokage's breasts in front of me!
Bee: No- BRA-THER! I'm surprised that bro found us out~ but Hokage's boobs are still damn hawt~!
A: I've come to stop you! You are not getting any further than this!
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